My drugs of choice are calories and fat.
After my recent food diary post, I've been trying to be a little more health-conscious. I have been craving salad all week, so today for lunch I suggest to my mom that we go to Salad’s & Such. You may remember from one of my previous posts that this is the place that PILES cheese on the salad, but I was intending to skip the cheese this time. So I grab the menu, look it over a little, decide on the delicious Grilled Chicken Caesar salad. I could practically taste the lettuce and the yummy croutons…
Waiter: “Hi ma’am. What can I get you?”
Me: “I’ll take a baked potato with butter, sour cream, and cheese only.”
Waiter: “Would you like a side salad, or a cup of fruit?”
Me: “No thanks, that big mound of starch and lard will be it.”
Well, maybe I didn't say that last part.